Here's a golden shot at two under the radar jammies from Nicaragua that are just plain killing it. Both are tremendous values..... aged, ultra-seasoned, super tasty premiums from the well-regarded Olivas Family factory in Nicaragua. Since they hit our dock, the boys and I have smoked hundreds of them. They look great, feel good in the hand, clearly well-aged.
Up to 50% off box blowout on Alec Bradley's finest. A pre-Christmas steal! You know Alec Bradley, 90+ ratings bait. Each blend gets more huzzahs and hosannahs than the last. I've cobbled together a deal and a half here. A golden opportunity to scoop up some of AB's finest boxes on the cheap. Magic Toast, Project 40, Black Market, Prensado, Lost Art, Connecticut, Tempus, Lineage...the list goes on. Inventory is heavy on some and thin on others, so scoop up some boxes while they last. Minimum 40% off, many at 45%, and still more a full half off.
HEADLINE: GURKHA CREST MAZOS, FROM UNDER $2.50/STICK Planet Gurkha is a gaseous cluster ruled by Kaizad Hansotia, its Thrice-Potent Dynastic Overlord and Supreme Leader. Kaizad's gelatinous, Shmoo-like body is enveloped in swirling clouds of blue-green ammonia. All together this allows him to produce a relentless onslaught of different Gurkha blends each year to crowd out the competition through shelf space dominance, and soak up all printing capacity at band and label makers. Some of that may not be true. But he hasn't denied it. Discuss amongst yourselves...
Man. It's getting harder and harder generating a list of quality handmade premiums under 3 bucks these days. What with the Federales in your pocket at every turn. SCHIP and user fees piling up on dealers like feasting zombies. FDA wanders in the scene and rips out the industrys spine ala Mortal Kombat..."Finish Him!" Then like Public News Team in the Anchor Man brawl, various states sucker punch you with excessive taxes and state-specific restrictions. Relentless dead-horse beating at all levels. PETA doesn't like that term, but far preferable to beating a live horse. Also a good workout. But all the same, still not recommended.
Happy Friday boys! Like the phoenix rising from ashes, the big, hairy National Brand tenski deal is back. Rip roarin' discounts on over 900 options. All packed in handy 10-packs and yours up to 76% off shipped. Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm! But wait, there's more. Bonus freebie action is back to boot and it's.... well it's kinda dubious lads. A stainless steel, 16-oz dog bowl with a rust-proof, stain-resistant finish free with any order from this page $69+. We've been using these as ashtrays here at CP HQ. But works great for Fido. Or doubles as receptacle for your morning bowl of Lucky Charms. Hell huck it in your neighbor's yard for all I care... after all it's yours! Freebie automatically added to qualifying orders at checkout.
Here's a tasty bulbous box deal for you gents: the full range of My Father boxes on sale now. Inventory remains a touch spotty but what's here is yours. Jaime Garcia, Le Bijou, La Gran Oferta, Flor de las Antillas, Don Pepin Garcia, La Antiguedad. You name it, they're all here.
Count this Montecristo deal as a true classic. 67% off? That's a doozy, mister. Montecristo is the most famous trademark in the world. That's what makes this deal all the more absurd. Starts around 4 bucks per stick landed at your door .thats like finding a unicorn with saddlebags full of fine ale and beef jerky. Check the prices of the bumbling reprobates known as the competition if you don't believe me. Excuse me, Holmes? Is the magnitude of this deal registering? The quickening pulse and bead of sweat forming on your forehead is part of your early detection system mandating that you start adding to cart. Fair warning: dealers and retailers are gonna be all over this one buying in bulk, so inventory will dwindle fast. If you're interested, please hurry. If not, no worries brother we'll catch up again tomorrow.
Deal time: the more fivers you scoop the more savings you stockpile! It's another roll in the catnip mix 'n match $19.99 fiver deal....but this time around its a tight list of Toros only. Tight tight tight .toro, Toro, TORO! This popular size is the vitola VIP. Can't go wrong. 100 big name brands, tiny craft blends, and everywhere in between.
To get you acquainted with this work of art, the boys and me put together an introductory deal consisting of 12 cigars across a range of four unique sizes and then absolute slaughtered the price. 40 bucks for 12 is 70% off and $3.33 per stick. You + Cuba Aliados Limitado = match made in Heaven.
It's back and sizzlier than ever! I gotta run this one at least once a month because Jones from Accounting keeps hounding me about overstock inventory, and believe me when I tell you Jones is a total killjoy. But he's right: overstock inventory is a constant problem. Bad forecasting, mis-shipments from factories, buying blunderbuss, you name it. This list is a dog's breakfast of such inventory. Overstock boxes of premium blends that I need to adios from the building. All are solid, handmade blends packed in boxes. Our on hand inventory ranges from the mildly heavy to the wildly overstocked. And these prices are below wholesale - and in some cases waaayy below - so I'm hoping you'll help me skinny down our on-hand quantities. See anything you like?
It's freezing out and I'm fixin' to get you stocked up and ready for prime-time. Our motley team of Cigar Page goofballs and no-account boozers have cobbled together a hellaciously attractive collection of national and boutique brand names. All are full-on mazos of 10, 15, 20 or 25, etc and feature some of the top blends on earth.... all at finger-lickin' discounts. Some real sweetheart deals in here. All nice brands across the premium spectrum with solid gold deal prices up to 91% off. Simple instructions: add to cart, enjoy, repeat as needed.
Oliva Cigar Co. is all that and a bag o' chips. A 94+ rated bag of chips that is. Yes indeed, Oliva's Serie O, Serie V, and their masterpiece de irresistance Melanio have scored as high as 94, 95, and 96 respectively. Sheeesh! But the real cray thing is the whole portfolio is somehow consistently affordable from soup to nuts. Speaking of nuts, even though Oliva's impressive fam of 1sts ain't overpriced in any sense, right now you can score bundles of their factory '2nds' for cents on the dollar. Here's the scoop: when factories have high standards like Oliva, you get a lot of 2nds: cigars that due to cosmetic blemishes (that only the most OCD-able ppl could even spot more often than not) don't get the full bougie box n band treatment. Instead these, (for examples sake, Serie Gs or Serie Vs or whathaveyou) get bundled up in budget conscious mazos and shipped quick-like right from the factory to da Page. Oliva saves a lil, in turn we save a lil, and in the end all the Chimpamaniacs who get down with this deal will save a whole lot of loot. A plethora of size and blend options are laid out before you. This is a bangin' deal!
Boy oh boy have we lined up a doozy: six hundo best-seller 10-packs hit the sale rack for 4 days. Yeee-haw! This is a smattering of popular, best-of list of boutiques and national brands accompanied by hefty discounts and gratis shipping. Turn your gaze toward the list of brands: a straightforward top-tier brand best-sellers list. Grab n' go, it's a no lose proposition.
Happy Monday gents! To take the sting off we brought back Maduro Monday action. I've been smoking a ton of maduros...lovin' the deep, dark look and the slow-smoking satisfaction of this slightly sweet, thicker, and uber-flavorful leaf. For this dealio I pulled together a quick top 350 list of maduro blends and then unfurled the Cigar Page broomstick of savings. The hard part is not IF you'll want to dip your snout in this trough, but how many you'll want to pick up because the savings are deep and the flavory goodness quotient is high.
La Palina, loosely translated, means the palina. That may or may not be true but I will say this brand has a very rich history and historically, only the rich could afford their fine wares. But here to save the day (and duckets), Cigar Page big chimpin' brings you tasty 20-ct boxes of La Palina No. 1 and No. 2 blends up to 77% off regulation pricing. Have a look around. This deal is an ass kicking category-killer - I've scoured the interweb and don't see anything remotely close (in fact most are selling right at MSRP). Today boxes are yours $49.99 across the board. Downside: this is a one-and-done deal so when they're gone they're gone.
Open up and say AVO! It's not time for a checkup but is time to pour the wine and cut the cheese because here at da Page, Avo super-premiums are not just for the chardonnay-and-brie crowd. No sir, not with full-rack packs goin for a tune. Im sure youre right there with me when I say that Avo prices at our numbnut competitors are downright offensive. 2 hundo 250 $300?? Egregious! The buck stops here, boys. You and me need to save our wampum for other necessities (booze, sports wagering, and did I mention booze, to name a few). So I'm losing the boxes and bringin the bundle thunder instead. BOOM! Lightning price crashes so intense the dog'll need his thunder vest. Only a few days to dip so best skedaddle.
Did I say boring? My mistake - I meant hair-raising! Roll your eyes amorously over this list of 200 tasty 10-packs. A tight list of top-selling, sought-after, greatest-hits boutique and national brands with savings up to 77% off. Deal ends soon so make sure to move most expeditiously if you're interested. And with a tip of the hat, I say good day to you sir!
If you're like me, you could afford to lose a couple pounds and you really enjoy quality cigars on the cheap. I can't help with the first part but on the second I got you covered! I have 50 tasty picks here.... all easy on the pocketbook (every one is $1.99 and under) but all poppin' with flavor. Front and center is HC Series White Shade Grown. A smooth and satisfying slow burner, this is one of those cigars you can smoke all day and well into the night. Easy, creamy, crisp, these HCs practically smoke themselves. Surprisingly complex with notes of cedar, nuts, and coffee, and a clean crisp finish. Scoring chonky sized top toros like these for less than $2 per pop is cray cray, and thats just the tip top of the ice cube. Dig deep for full on tasty n cheap!
Aging gracefully. That's the acclaimed, 96-rated Aging Room in a nutshell. And I'm kicking off the party with a full slate of boxes and 10-packs discounted up to 60% off (and no less than 40% off). Hailing from experienced cigar man Rafael Nodal, Aging Room is aptly named....long in the tooth and long on tooth, they boast fine, extensively aged tobaccos. The type of aging that money simply can't buy. Gorgeous wrappers, flawlessly constructed cigars one and all.
It's like Christmas morning. The hugely popular LaPa 90+ 2nds are restocked and heavy in the tasty Habano blend plus a dusting of Maduro, Cameroon, and Connecticut. La Palina as a brand has a rich history going back decades a brand started by the founder of CBS and then resurrected by his grandson some years ago (old adage: How do you make a small fortune in the cigar biz? A: Start with a large fortune). But the brand has blossomed, with a slew of really nice ratings and wide array of tasty blends. But all the same La Palina can get spendy. So Cigar Page swoops in and delivers unto thee glorious 20-ct mazos of La Palina 90+ Rated 2nds for a SONG. Rolled at the same top-notch Nicaraguan factories that craft many of La Palinas pricey banded blends, these medium to full-bodied studs have got to be in the running for BEST BUY in handmade cigars....anywhere. Their 90+ Rated 2nds are refined in character, with richly-nuanced flavor profiles that's frankly the same as some of their expensive, brand-name 1sts but just a fraction of the price. Grab one, grab two just snatch 'n go few while they last!