GURKHA'S RARE CASK BLENDS $2.75 .big 58 and 60 ring beauts up to 79% off. Valid 1/17/2022 9 AM EST - 1/21/2022 9 AM EST
t's back and sizzlier than ever! I gotta run this one at least once a month because Jones from Accounting keeps hounding me about overstock inventory, and believe me when I tell you Jones is a total killjoy. But he's right: overstock inventory is a constant problem. Bad forecasting, mis-shipments from factories, buying blunderbuss, you name it. This list is a dog's breakfast of such inventory. Overstock boxes of premium blends that I need to adios from the building. All are solid, handmade blends packed in boxes. Our on hand inventory ranges from the mildly heavy to the wildly overstocked. And these prices are below wholesale - and in some cases waaayy below - so I'm hoping you'll help me skinny down our on-hand quantities. See anything you like?
Oh yes. If you're fixin' to steal some luscious brand name maduros to fill up the ole humidor, this deal answers the bell. How about full-bodied 10-packs of the best-selling CAO Brazilia at sick discounts - a blend rated 91 and made with gorgeous Brazilian Arapiraca wrappers and well-aged Nicaraguan long fillers. Full-bodied with a long, luxurious finish, these 8x58 monster Brazilia Anacondas - costs $10+ in stores - are yours with today's deal just $3.99 shipped.
This $19.99 mix-n-match action brings a veritable Who's Who of 5-packs, including big-name behemoths and itty-bitty boutiques. All top notch staff picks selected by our squad of trained monkeys here at da Page. Here's the deal: buy any 5-pack and it's only 25 bucks shipped free. Darn good I must say. Shockingly good in some cases. But it gets better: snarf up 4 or more fivers from this list and the price drops down to $19.99 for each and all. Go big....this is another checkmark in the WIN column for you, big guy!
Romeo Reserva Real. That's a lot of alliteration. But while that name's a mouthful, these tasty nuggets are gonna be very easy on the wallet today. Check it out: 10-packs start just $3.90 per stick. That's a full 53% off and it all ships free.
A DOOZY of a deal and that means now is the time to fill the humi with premiums for a song. My 62% off Alec Bradley golden deal applies to all their greatest hits. You know Alec Bradley by now. This brand hit its stride with the monster-selling 96-rated Prensado some years back and the floodgates opened.
Excuse me folks, this is your captain speaking. When it comes to cigar deals, we realize you have no choice whatsoever. Between the sleazebag competition and them gubmint sonsofguns, many brands and suppliers have consolidated and prices have soared, leaving you cramped, restless, hangry, and bored shitless. Except when you fly Air Cigar Page, where it's a private jet flowing with champagne, comely stewardesses, and speedy wifi....at coach prices. This deal here is Exhibit# 38,442. I'm calling it "a fool and his Monte" and we're dishing out big honkin' 10-packs of Espada, White, AJ Monte, Classic, Platinum and more with average savings of 52% off (up to 74% off). 10 blends and 30 vitolas are yours for the taking starting $3.99 per stick delivered.
Class 34 Habanos re-stocked! 20 sizes across 6 blends. Top-quality, factory-direct handmades from fine factories in Nicaragua and the Dominican...and they're yours delivered around 2 bucks per stick. Great sizes, cream-of-the-crop goodness.
I must say, AJ's own brand portfolio is as deep with deliciousness as it gets. Dias de Gloria, San Lotano, New World . just the tippy-top of the tasty iceberg. But when you factor in the blends he builds for other folks, the list gets even more impressive. I'm talking Diesel, Cuba Aliados, Foundation, Graycliff White, Man O' War, not to mention the Cuban heritage brands for Altadis and the smaller boutiques that the blogs geek out over. I've compiled a collection of these B team benchwarmer brands - that deserve to be in the starting rotation - and bit off all my accountant could chew from the price tags. And my word.... when the dust settles we're playing a savings tune up to 71% off and averaging 45% off. Check the list, check it twice. Boxes, mazos, a whole mess of authentic AJ awesomeness included here, all at rock-solid sale pricing. You know what to do lads.
Oliva Cigar Co. is all that and a bag o' chips. A 94+ rated bag of chips that is. Yes indeed, Oliva's Serie O, Serie V, and their masterpiece de irresistance Melanio have scored as high as 94, 95, and 96 respectively. Sheeesh! But the real cray thing is the whole portfolio is somehow consistently affordable from soup to nuts. Speaking of nuts, even though Oliva's impressive fam of 1sts ain't overpriced in any sense, right now you can score bundles of their factory '2nds' for cents on the dollar. Here's the scoop: when factories have high standards like Oliva, you get a lot of 2nds: cigars that due to cosmetic blemishes (that only the most OCD-able ppl could even spot more often than not) don't get the full bougie box n band treatment. Instead these, (for examples sake, Serie Gs or Serie Vs or whathaveyou) get bundled up in budget conscious mazos and shipped quick-like right from the factory to da Page. Oliva saves a lil, in turn we save a lil, and in the end all the Chimpamaniacs who get down with this deal will save a whole lot of loot. A plethora of size and blend options are laid out before you. This is a bangin' deal!
This deal is tasty. The blends and brands hailing from the My Father factory are solid gold and rarely if ever found on sale. Jose Don Pepin Garcia is the man behind this sprawling operation in Esteli, Nicaragua. Yet despite its size, he runs a very tight ship - he crafts premium blends under his own banner plus a tight grouping made for others including Tatuaje, La Aroma de Cuba, and San Cristobal. All consistent top-sellers and perennial 90+ ratings bait. So without further ado....it's deal time on My Father 10-packs with big-time savings. Woop woop!
Big ole Camacho mazos of 20 and 25 on sale at deep, deep discounts....59% off. Headlining today's act are Camacho Scorpion and their O.G. classic Corojo. 2 rump shaker blends that are beefy in body with bigtime spice. Scorpion brings 2 rich and flavorful options that are a study in contrasts. Sun Grown is peppery and very full whilst Connecticut is smooth, medium bodied and creamy. Then there's Camacho Corojo....a reddish, zesty Corojo leaf wrapper conceals a Corojo Ligero binder and yup, you guessed it, Corojo long fillers to finish off the recipe of these hot sauce Honduran Puros. An intense and flavorful smoke. Take your pick, up to 59% bonus mazo savings while they last!
Double down on double maduros! Don't sleep on this one lads. Short while back I ran a similar deal on Dominican Double Maduros and they went lightning fast. The twist today is this ones all Nicaraguan Double Maduros. I'm talking tasty, top-quality, finely-tuned firsts from one of the very finest factories in Nicaragua. This is a true NDA blend where the factory forced a non-disclosure agreement on me . meaning I cant reveal the maker. Why? Because youd never buy the much higher-priced banded version again. Loose lips sinks ships! Trust the process here at da Page these real deal, premium quality blends are yours for a fraction of the famous brand price. Great combustion, aged tobaccos, well-constructed and gorgeous cigars. All deep, dark Maduros, with rich, sweet, medium-bodied flavor profiles. If that sounds good, then this deal is custom-built for you. It starts with the wrapper - a thick, gorgeous, oily leaf from the top priming of the plant where sun exposure is greatest and flavor is most pronounced. Combined with a well-fermented, aged Nicaraguan long-fillers, the result is a medium-bodied slow-burner with natural sweetness, slight spice, baked bread, cocoa, and earthiness. Burns crisp and even, throwing off billowing clouds of smoke. Utterly rich and smooth from start to finish. Big tasty premium Nica handmade deals like this starting only 2 bucks per stick are rare and valuable.
Aging Room gets broomed. 96-rated beauts from $3.90! Valid 12/28/21 9 AM EST - 1/1/2022 9 AM EST
JUST LANDED: Graycliff Nicaraga Ltd. Edition Barber Poles only $2.45 shipped free! Graycliff Nicaragua is a rock-solid premium from Esteli, a scrumptious series of blends available all day in your choice of Habano or Maduro in an array of nice sizes. But for a limited time the special Christmas edition Graycliff Barber Pole is here....and it's fabulous. Medium in body, it's smooth as silk, featuring excellent combustion, a perfect draw - effortless with just some slight resistance - no shortage of flavor, smoky with hints of cedar and baked bread with some predominant spice throughout. Interesting as all get-out right down to the digit-burning nub. Check it out. Beauty of a price at $2.45, all week long.
Here's a golden shot at two under the radar jammies from Nicaragua that are just plain killing it. Both are tremendous values..... aged, ultra-seasoned, super tasty premiums from the well-regarded Olivas Family factory in Nicaragua. Since they hit our dock, the boys and I have smoked hundreds of them. They look great, feel good in the hand, clearly well-aged.
Up to 50% off box blowout on Alec Bradley's finest. A pre-Christmas steal! You know Alec Bradley, 90+ ratings bait. Each blend gets more huzzahs and hosannahs than the last. I've cobbled together a deal and a half here. A golden opportunity to scoop up some of AB's finest boxes on the cheap. Magic Toast, Project 40, Black Market, Prensado, Lost Art, Connecticut, Tempus, Lineage...the list goes on. Inventory is heavy on some and thin on others, so scoop up some boxes while they last. Minimum 40% off, many at 45%, and still more a full half off.
HEADLINE: GURKHA CREST MAZOS, FROM UNDER $2.50/STICK Planet Gurkha is a gaseous cluster ruled by Kaizad Hansotia, its Thrice-Potent Dynastic Overlord and Supreme Leader. Kaizad's gelatinous, Shmoo-like body is enveloped in swirling clouds of blue-green ammonia. All together this allows him to produce a relentless onslaught of different Gurkha blends each year to crowd out the competition through shelf space dominance, and soak up all printing capacity at band and label makers. Some of that may not be true. But he hasn't denied it. Discuss amongst yourselves...
Man. It's getting harder and harder generating a list of quality handmade premiums under 3 bucks these days. What with the Federales in your pocket at every turn. SCHIP and user fees piling up on dealers like feasting zombies. FDA wanders in the scene and rips out the industrys spine ala Mortal Kombat..."Finish Him!" Then like Public News Team in the Anchor Man brawl, various states sucker punch you with excessive taxes and state-specific restrictions. Relentless dead-horse beating at all levels. PETA doesn't like that term, but far preferable to beating a live horse. Also a good workout. But all the same, still not recommended.
Happy Friday boys! Like the phoenix rising from ashes, the big, hairy National Brand tenski deal is back. Rip roarin' discounts on over 900 options. All packed in handy 10-packs and yours up to 76% off shipped. Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm! But wait, there's more. Bonus freebie action is back to boot and it's.... well it's kinda dubious lads. A stainless steel, 16-oz dog bowl with a rust-proof, stain-resistant finish free with any order from this page $69+. We've been using these as ashtrays here at CP HQ. But works great for Fido. Or doubles as receptacle for your morning bowl of Lucky Charms. Hell huck it in your neighbor's yard for all I care... after all it's yours! Freebie automatically added to qualifying orders at checkout.